TRUE FUNNY FACTS

Compilation..Phone to iPhone Ya Blackberry hona chahiye S2 S3 aur S4 to Train Ke Dabbe Bhi hote hai !-
Ladkiyan foreigner honi chahiye
Local to Mumbai ki Trains bhi hai !-
Relationship me Trust aur Pyaar hona chahiye
Loyal toh Kutte bhi hote hai !-
Girlfriend Passionate honi chahiye…Caring to Nurse bhi hai !-
Ladki andar se achi honi chahiye
Bahari nikhar to Fair & Lovely bh
deti hai !-
Wife ek best friend jaisi honi chahiye
Life companion to S4 bhi hota hai !-
Ladka Sensitive hona chahiye
Emotions to WhatApp mein bhihai !-
Ladki Mein Attitude hona chahiye
Angry Toh Aaj kal Birds bhi hote hai !-
Air condition cooling dena chahiye
Hava to Lays ke packet me bhi hoti hai !-
Cable ho toh Tata Sky jaisa
Dish toh har ghar ke kitchen me bhii hote hai !-
Aadmi ko Limit mai rehna chahiye
Unlimited toh mera Data Plan bhi hai !-
Cement to Pure honi chahiye
Strong to apni Dosti bhi hai-
Zindagi Suljhi hui honi chahiye
Uljhe huwe toh baal bhi hai !-
Ladki sweet honi chahiye
Tikhi to Ramdev ki Mirchi bhi hoti hai !-
Ladka Smart hona chahiye
Ameer to Mukesh Ambani ka beta bhi hai !-
Ladki me Sense of Humor hona chahiye
SUSHIL toh SHINDE bhi hota hai !- Ladki asli me Ladki honi chahiye
Mahela toh Jaywardane bhi hai!-
Baal Swing honi chahiye
Shiny toh Ahuja bhi hai !-
Ladkiya hamesha khush honi chahiye
Kyuki rotlu to Shreeshanth bhi hai !-
Bachha ek hi paida hona chahiye
Twins to Tower bhi hai !-
Exams mein fail hona chahiye
Pass to Train ka bhi hai !-
Insan me Atma Sanman hona chahiye
Jaan to aaj kal Cement men bhi hai !-
Log special hone chahiye
Aam toh Fruit bhi hota hai !-
Bathroom mein Hair Dryer hona chahiye
Towel to Sreeshanth ke paas bhi hai !- Aadmi ko khush rehna chahiye Udaas to Pankaj bhi hai !-
Bande ke paas Izzat honi chahiye
Paise to Sunny Leone ke paas bhi hai !-
Gaane me Sur hona chahiye
Dard to Anu Malik ke gaane ko sun ke bhi hota hai !
Ladka handsome hona chahiye
Cool to Talcum Powder bhi hota hai !-
Baal majboot hone chahiye
Mulayam to Yadav bhi hai !-
Ladka accha hona chahiye Smart to Phone bhi hota hai !!

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